“When will you learn that your status updates mean zero to nothing to anyone, ever. It doesn’t matter what social network you post it on. Worthless! Use your mind. Create new memories. Iteract. Don’t just add to a library of forgotten photographs…Uh, how disappointing your generation is.” Hahahahahaha. Well played, Megatron. Well played.
The Military Order of the Purple Heart in Jacksonville is saying thanks to Wounded Warriors by covering their holiday travel expenses. The annual Christmas Leave Program uses money collected through donations to help write checks for wounded members of military hoping to head home for the holidays. “If we can help them with just a few […]
Santa Claus talks to the media about the upcoming Christmas games.
The Sony hackers have threatened a 9/11-like attack on movie theaters that screen Seth Rogen and James Franco’s North Korean comedy “The Interview,” substantially escalating the stakes surrounding the release of the movie. “The world will be full of fear,” the message reads. “Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself […]
Nasa finds evidence of ‘life on Mars': Curiosity rover picks up methane ‘burps’ that could be coming from alien organisms
Evidence of life on Mars could have been found by Nasa’s Curiosity Rover. ———- Who knew that farts could lead us to life on Mars. Next thing to find? A space man cave with beer and porn.
SLIPKNOT is offering its own contribution to this year’s “ugly Christmas sweater,” a ubiquitous feature of the holiday season which began to sprout up in the last several decades. ———– You can find ugly Christmas sweaters from other bands as well – Slayer, Five Finger Death Punch, Queens of the Stone Age, and Foo Fighters.
It’s a bold move to try to jump into the stands of the opposing team after scoring a touchdown, especially in Cleveland. Cincinnati Bengals’ Jeremy Hill learned it wasn’t a good idea. Watch him get rejected.