Oh, the poor decisions people make while drunk. At least they can blame it all on St. Patrick’s Day. Regardless, it’s safe to say she likes his sheleighly! He Yo! ———- Looks like somebody got their Lucky Charms! Police are looking for a duo caught in photos and video celebrating St. Paddy’s Day early […]
A Montreal-based underwear company has a cockeyed way of getting publicity: By offering a $50,000 penis insurance policy to its male customers. Sorry ladies, no genitalia coverage for you.
I don’t know quite how to explain this. Just watch the video and you’ll think you’re in a scene from Star Wars – if there was a robot stripper bar in Mos Eisley. This odd quote from the video leaves me thinking there are a lot of lonely, weird guys in Germany. “…all […]
If you have a bee allergy and you get stung, it’s probably best not to invite friends over who want to take pictures. I’m sure you would want a photo for posterity. But, do you really want that photo plastered all over the internet? I wouldn’t. Well maybe I would (if was desperate and […]
A news alert came across my phone earlier today saying, “At least two dead, 17 injured, others missing after NYC explosion levels two apartment buildings.” All I could think was, “What the hell happened?” Eastern North Carolina has a huge transient population from all over the United States. Almost any time something happens […]
A competitor at the North American Grappling Association’s Grappling Championship had a move in his arsenal that his opponent didn’t see coming –but he certainly smelt it. During a video that was shot at the event, one man submits in his match after his opponent apparently farts in his face. It’s not exactly […]
One of the battles of almost every relationship revolves around a guy’s old underwear. You know the ones with holes that are too comfortable to throw away. Yet, she insists on tossing them out and won’t let you hear the end of it until you concede and drop them in the trash. Until now, […]
Looks like I need to get some cut-off jean shorts and a red mullet wig for St. Patty’s Day. My redneck leprechaun name is Crazy Earl McLeghumper. Nice! Don’t forget to catch The Short Bus with Mick live at Twin Peaks Restaurant in Jacksonville on St. Patrick’s Day. I’m doing the show live from 3:00 pm […]