A New York man’s Kickstarter page is raising funds for a “new toilet paper” he says uses “pocket cleaning power” to guarantee “feces free hands.” Michael Findlay’s page on the crowd-funding site says using “extra layers of toilet paper to avoid touching any fecal matter” is “a waste of paper and can cause toilet […]
A Florida woman who spent $20,000 to have a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest said she wanted to be “unattractive” to men and land her own TV show. Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa, said more than 50 doctors turned her down before she was able to find a surgeon willing […]
Metallica will be issuing a live CD of every concert they played in 2014 by the end of the year. The group will be unrolling the releases in three-album batches each Monday through the end of the year in the order they played the shows, beginning with Bogotá, Colombia. It’s also offering a box […]
Nothing says love like turning to your lady, while on a paddleboat, and saying, “Let’s get hitched.” Just watch this botched proposal. (Note: the girl in the American flag bikini that looks like she either smelled a fart, or let one loose).
“Dan Snyder” demands that Cartman stop referring to his company as “The Washington Redskins.”
The Nirvana project has been dormant, but Seether frontman Shaun Morgan has shared his desire to collaborate with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic and Pat Smear. ——– I think this would be an awesome collaboration.
Avril Lavigne and her husband of one year, Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, are headed for a split, insiders reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly ———- I’m not surprised. Maybe she heard the Short Bus parody I did two months ago after she got her 17-carat anniversary ring. Click the link to hear it […]
Ray Rice may never again play in the NFL, but a dozen other players with domestic violence arrests are still suiting up on Sundays. Ray McDonald and Chris Cook of the San Francisco 49ers, Tony McDaniel and Kevin Williams of the Seattle Seahawks, Brandon Marshall and Santonio Holmes of the Chicago Bears, Greg Hardy […]