Officials say two melted chocolate bars sent in the mail prompted an evacuation at a Arkansas call center. The local County Sheriff’s Office says the two king-size Hershey bars were sent to the Access Arkansas call center with no return address. ———- Apparently, melted chocolate brings out 4 departments of local government. Police, fire, […]
It’s a glorious time to be an ass man: yoga pants are a thing, Kim Kardashian exists (unfortunately if you look past the butt), and women everywhere are squatting their way to more shapely backsides. But of course, your obsession with the female butt is nothing new. In fact, it’s primal, says David Buss, […]
There are a lot of people with abysmal ideas panhandling via Kickstarter. And then there’s Holly Stewart, who used the platform to raise money to support her art, which is making enormous quilted polyester penises. Art dongs. Hand-crafted wangs.
Panthers quarterback Cam Newton had one of the strangest press conferences in NFL history yesterday. For some reason, Newton refused to answer several questions reporters asked him. That’s not particularly unusual; players frequently decline to talk to the press for one reason or another. But instead of simply declining to answer, Newton instead responded to […]
I had no idea Zakk Wylde could inadvertantly do a Michael McDonald impression. Don’t get me wrong, this song kicks ass as piano version, but I can’t shake to similarity to Michael McDonald. Remember the movie 40 Year-old Virgin?
This whole Ray Rice situation is horrible. A woman gets beat and the league essentially slaps the perpetrator on the wrist, with a two game suspension, only to prove how horrible their decision was with the release of the video by TMZ. Only after the video’s release do any parties involved with the employment of […]
It’s a shame when a choice in candy can lead to being arrested – not that anything illegal with involved with the choice. Yet, in an age when the TV show Breaking Bad changes law enforcement’s perception of reality something as simple as carrying candy can lead to criminal charges. Just check out the […]