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4 hours ago

Sleep Disorder Makes People Appear ‘Totally Drunk’

  Sleep drunkenness, more properly called confusional arousal, involves confusion or inappropriate behavior during or after waking from sleep, often with no memory of the experience. ———- So, it looks like there are people who hit the bed, and throw back some z’s, and go on a sleep bender. Just remember, friends don’t let friends […]

Washington Post

1 day ago

The $10 “Meat Mountain” is exactly what it sounds like

The restaurant is now serving every meat on the menu — in one sandwich. ———- In our ever diverse society we have to choose our words cafefully, because people can get offended by taking things out of context. Arby’s doesn’t subscribe to this type of thinking. At least with the fact they are now selling a sandwich […]


2 days ago

Carteret County Man Unfamiliar With ‘Bros Before Hos’

  A Carteret County man is accused of stabbing his half brother after an argument over a woman, investigators said.  


5 days ago

Pitt County’s First case of Chikungunya virus leaves Mick wondering what other oddly named viruses exist in ENC

  Pitt County has its first case of Chikungunya, a mosquito-borne virus that causes fever, joint pain, swelling and other symptoms. ——— This sounds like a virus I don’t want to get. Although, being this is North Carolina, the name – Chikungunya – might be mistaken for a woman who would shoot someone. Keep in […]


6 days ago

Baby Got Class — A back to school parody

If this North Carolina couple keeps this magic up they won’t have to worry about the cost of daycare. They’ll be raking in the YouTube dough. Check out the previous viral hit “Christmas Jammies.” This one goes out to all the teachers, bus drivers, administrators, and support staff who teach and love our children. THANK […]


6 days ago

Police: Hipster-hater made over 400 false 911 calls

  A resident of the hipster-centric Brooklyn neighborhood was convicted of making false 911 calls to report fights, noise from bars and even an explosion that never actually happened. ——— Hipsters can be annoying, and not in an ironic way. I understand this guy’s frustration, but c’mon dude, blowing up 911 operator is going to […]


6 days ago

Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman, with all his grizzled wisdom and vocal gravitas, sat down to share the most profound things ever pondered in a shower. The tidbits of brilliance originated on Shower Thoughts, a subreddit awash with soapsuds-covered cleverness.


1 week ago

Fried Chicken Brand Defends Logo

Imagine wearing a t-shirt with this company’s logo. ———- Food Company defends its controversial new logo after customers complain about its phallic and unusual design. The owner of the Dirty Bird Brand has stated that the logo was just a unique way to change the “B” and the “D” look like a small rooster. We […]

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