I Found Out I Don't Like Short & Curly Fries!

By: Mick  Jan. 28, 2013

Over the weekend I swung through the drive-thru of fast food joint to grab some quick grub.  Being as I try not to eat too much fast food I only do this every once in a while.  Needless to say I don't think I'll be doing this anymore after an unexpected and disgusting surprise.  Let me explain.  I was almost done with my fries when I looked in to separate the crunchy, delicious ones - you know the ones that always settle at the bottom - only to find a pubic hair in the mix.  Disgusting, right?  Of course my first thought was, "How many pubes did I eat before I saw this?"  I know the average person eats 12 pubic hairs a year, but that's not conscious consumption.  Who in the hell sees a pubic hair and willingly eats eat?  Not me.  I know the FDA allows for certain amounts of all kinds of disgusting stuff in food.  Check out the list.  

Let's get back to the story.  Since I went through the drive-thru I was torn on whether or not to drive all the way back to complain.  I decided against it because I will not be eating there anymore and I know any complaint at a fast food joint leads to a loogey in your food, or worse.  Oh wait, the FDA propably allows for that too.