Man Cites Wanting "Horse-man Baby" As Excuse For Bestiality!
By: Mick Feb. 5, 2013
I have to say this is the first case I've ever seen where a man was arrested for his deep desire to be the father of a centaur. This happened in last year, but the details just came out over the weekend. 29-year-old Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County, Texas was busted having sexual relations with his neighbors' female horse. When the cops arrested him, he explained to them what was going on by saying, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."
I'm not sure if the cops broke the news to him that it's biologically impossible for him to impregnate a horse. I also think it's safe to assume he didn't know the word "centaur." This idiot ended up getting four months in jail and while there hanged himself which means he will never see his dream realized - a horse-man baby. Regardless, we have this awesome skit from SNL to remind us of the challenges of a centaur.