Drive-thru Mad Man! [VIDEO]
By: Mick May 16, 2013
There have been many times I’ve waited in a drive-thru line and thought, “Am I going to be able to get out
of this line if I need to?” Get a load of this driver at a McDonald’s in Farmville on Tuesday... Read More
The Holy Grail Of Hot Dogs!
By: Mick May 15, 2013
It was only a matter of time. In the world of bacon lovers you know this would be the Holy Grail of hot
Don't Wear A Sexually Charged T-shirt To An
Anti-Sexual Violence Event!
By: Mick April 23, 2013
On Saturday, at Barnet Park in Spartanburg, South Carolina, there was an annual concert called Rock the
Denim that's dedicated to raising awareness of sexual violence against women. So you know what you
should NOT wear to an event like that? ... Read More
Air Show Cancels Hiroshima Re-enactment!
By: Mick April 19, 2013
We are going without our air shows in Eastern North Carolina due to government budget cuts. However,
these budget cuts don’t appear to effecting people in other states. Ohio will enjoy the Dayton Air Show
this June. The only thing cut was a re-enactment of the World War II atomic bomb attack... Read More
Is This Really A Good Way To Get A Boost Of
Confidence?
By: Mick April 18, 2013
It’s a good thing people’s thoughts are not displayed, with a thought bubble, for others to see. This is for
a number of reasons. First of all it saves us all a lot of embarrassment. Secondly, I don’t want to know
Senate Rejects Expanded Background Checks!
By: Mick April 17, 2013
I love my guns. I love that I live in a country that, for the time being, constitutionally allows its citizens to
arm themselves whether it be for sport or protection. I know my statements are not in line with everyone
reading this right now, but at least you know where your Short Bus driver stands... Read More
Catch Mick Live & Jam Out For Guitar Month
At Fuller's Music!
By: Mick April 12, 2013
April is guitar month and I’ve teamed up with Fuller’s Music in New Bern to celebrate. Come on out
tomorrow (Sat. April 13) from 4 – 6pm and jam with me and the Fuller’s musicians!... Read More
Nothing To Report Other Than A Man Looking For A
Hand Saw! [SHOCKING]
By: Mick April 11, 2013
Talk about taking “cutting” to a whole new level. A man in California walked into a Home Depot, grabbed
some hand saws, and began sawing into his arms... Read More
Time-Lapse Earth Four Minutes Of Awesome! [VIDEO]
By: Mick April 9, 2013
Sometimes a little perspective goes a long way. This video provides that perspective. It’s time-lapse
video taken by the astronauts aboard the International Space Station...Read More
NC Man Hides Girlfriend's Body In His Bedroom!
By: Mick April 9, 2013
As the details unfold, it is as I expected. This story is only getting creepier...Read More
Annoy That Ex Of Yours In An Easy Way! [VIDEO]
By: Mick April 9, 2013
Relationships can be a bitch. We all have had ex’s that drove us nuts. If you haven’t then consider
yourself lucky. For those of you that have, that can’t let go of the anger or frustration of a past
Bar Refaeli Turns Guys On...To Tennis [VIDEO]
By: Mick April 5, 2013
Tennis is no longer a boring sport to watch thanks to Bar Refaeli... Read More
Councilwoman Falls For Blue Waffle Disease!
[AUDIO]
By: Mick April 4, 2013
We are a nation lead by idiots – our elected officials. Now, not all of them fall into this category, but the
majority does. It’s reasonable to think our politicians would do their due diligence to research facts before
presenting ideas and legislation. Not this woman... Read More
Trash Imitates Life!
By: Mick April 4, 2013
I don't know why I didn't think of this. There is nothing more fitting that a portrait of Lindsay Lohan made
Richmond's 3-pointer Gives ECU It's First National
Championship!
By: Mick April 3, 2013
Big congrats goes out the ECU Pirates men’s basketball team for claiming their first ever national
High Speed Chase In Craven County!
By: Mick April 2, 2013
When I hear of a high-speed car chase I think of two things: Pineapple Express and seeing through leg
holes. As well I naturally assume the chase occurred in a large city, as most of them do, not here in ENC.
Girl Murders Wisdom Teeth! [VIDEO]
By: Mick April 2, 2013
The best thing a parent, spouse, or friend can do when picking up someone after they've had their wisdom
teeth removed is to hit record on the video camera. You may just hit internet gold. Like this girl from
Kansas who believed she murdered her wisdom teeth... Read More
Highlight Of April Fool's Day Pranks!
By: Mick April 2, 2013
April Fools Day has become an event more than just a day to mess with friends. If you were watching
television yesterday or trolling the internet I’m sure you saw some good AFD jokes. Here’s a sample of
some of the insanity brought to us yesterday… Read More
Finally, Bacon That Is Good For You! [VIDEO]
By: Mick March 29, 2013
It’s delicious. It goes well with almost anything. It is, of course, BACON! Now you can start your
Suspicious Fire Burns Local Water Park!
By: Mick March 25, 2013
Green Springs water park is a landmark in New Bern. I’ve heard countless stories of the fun people have
had there. Over the weekend the 45-year-old swimming hole was damaged in a blaze...Read More
ENC Road Rage Suspects On The Loose! [VIDEO]
By: Mick March 25, 2013
The search is on for two road rage suspects. The Carteret County Sheriff's Office has released video of a
road rage incident that occured over the weekend. Read More
Ford Pulls Ad Showing Kardashians Bound And
Gagged In Trunk!
By: Mick March 25, 2013
So, Hollywood can bombard us with crappy, narcissistic, egomaniacal reality TV stars. Yet, it’s distasteful to
criticize, mock, or joke about them? Read More
Fighter's Last Name Creates Hilariously Unintentional
Commentary! [VIDEO]
By: Mick March 25, 2013
One fighter’s name makes for some unsettling, and hilarious statements for ringside commentators.
The Song That Gets Me Fired Up For Hoops! [AUDIO]
By: Mick March 22, 2013
With March Madness here I couldn't help but share the classic Cheech and Chong song "Basketball Jones."
Singers Get Extra Octave From Sex Toys!
By: Mick March 22, 2013
For singer’s wanting an extra octave in their voice, look no further than the drawer in which your girlfriend
hides her adult toy. Yes, it is disturbing to think a vibrating sex toy could give you an extra octave. Why
anyone would use one for that purpose is beyond me... Read More
Hilariously Unfortunate Ad Placements!
By: Mick Mar. 19, 2013
We see advertisements everyday but, some days we see them in a whole new light. Read More
Canada's Social Farting Problem! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Mar. 19, 2013
We live in a day in age when the best way to get people to pay attention to hit them with humor.
Honestly, I wouldn't have a job if that weren't the case (I'm grateful for that). However, not every issue
Geeks Have Brackets Too!
By: Mick Mar. 19, 2013
It's that time of year for brackets! The madness that is basketball in late March always has people
anxiously filling out there brackets in hopes of winning that office pool. It also brings about a wide range
of other brackets for people to have fun with. Read More
Live TV Prank Gets Weatherman! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Mar. 18, 2013
Some pranks never get old no matter how old you get. Take for example this clip from KTLA weatherman
Henry DiCarlo reading some birthday shout-outs. Read More
Dave Grohl Give Keynote Address At SXSW! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Mar. 14, 2013
I'm a huge fan of Dave Grohl and when he talks about music I listen. He has such passion and love for the
craft of making great music. If you want some insight into what makes Dave tick just listen to his keynote
NCDOT Signs Can Flash, But Women Can't!
By: Mick Mar. 14, 2013
Of all the transportation issues facing the state of North Carolina I find this story to be an indicator of
mismanagement. State transportation officials want to make sure truckers using Interstate 77 around Lake
Norman keep their eyes on the road and not on the breasts of female boaters. Read More
The X's St. Patrick's Day Shirts Are In!
By: Mick Mar. 13, 2013
St. Patrick's Day is almost here and we've just received our shipment of shirts. Read More
Facebook 'Likes' Can Reveal More Than You Think!
By: Mick Mar. 12, 2013
Here's a nice reminder that should force people to think before they hit the "like" button on Facebook.
Researchers analyzed just the "likes" from 58,000 Facebook profiles in the U.S. and discovered connections
between what you Like and your personality, habits, sexuality, politics, and more. Read More
Challenger A Challenge To Handle For One Greenville
Driver! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Mar. 11, 2013
Greenville police are looking for help in finding the driver and vehicle involved in hit and run accident last
week. Take a look at the video of the accident. Read More
Rock Star Lends Talent For New Angry Birds Space
Theme Song! [AUDIO]
By: Mick Mar. 8, 2013
If you haven't updated to the latest version of Angry Birds Space you need to. Especially if you are a Slash
fan. It seems he's a huge fan of Angry Birds (honestly who isn't?). Read More
Andrew W.K. Is 'Fresh and Sexy'!
By: Mick Mar. 8, 2013
Of all the strange product endorsements a musician could agree to leave it to Andrew W.K. to choose the
Things That Aren't As Good As The Used To Be!
By: Mick Mar. 7, 2013
You can't deny today's fast paced society with technological advances happening so fast it's hard to keep
up. We have everything at our finger tips but, is it any better than it used to be? It's a valid question
because quantity doesn't necessarily mean quality. Read More
New "Iron Man 3" Trailer Revealed! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Mar. 5, 2013
The superhero geek in me popped a chub in my Underoos when I saw this trailer for Iron Man 3.
FAA Investigating Shakes On A Plane!
[VIDEO/AUDIO]
By: Mick Mar. 1, 2013
It is important for me to state, from the start of this post, that I find "Harlem Shake" videos to be totally
annoying. Based on the following news I think the FAA feels the same way. Read More
Han Solo In Retirement! [PIC]
By Mick Mar. 1, 2013
I'm sure, after defeating the Galactic Empire, one deserves some free time to pursue their passion. I can
only assume that Han Solo enjoys painting? Read More
Another Reason Jimmy Kimmel Is Awesome! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 28, 0213
It's official: Morrissey has beef with Jimmy Kimmel. Actually, maybe "beef" isn't the right word. He has
"boca" with Kimmel. Read More
AC/DC Now Brewing Their Own Beer!
By: Mick Feb. 27, 2013
Apparently, they were thinking the same thing...Read More
Nine Inch Nails Gets a Kick-ass Reboot!
By: Mick Feb. 25, 2013
Russian Reacts To Meteor Explosion! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 21, 2013
I hope you prepare yourself for this Russian's reaction to meteor explosion last week. If you just took a
drink be sure to swallow first before playing. Read More
Reporter Passes Out! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 21, 2013
A weatherman in Australia named Grant Denyer did a segment from the passenger seat of a stunt plane
earlier this week. And in the middle of it, the G-forces got to him and made him pass out on live TV. I
know exactly what this guy was experiencing, but on a far more awesome level. Read More
What The Hell Is Billy Corgan Doing? [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 20, 2013
Very rarely do you see rock stars in television commercials endorsing a product. What the hell is Smashing
Leonardo DiCaprio's Commercial For Jim Beam In Asia
Gives Whole New Meaning To 'On the Rocks'! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 18, 0213
It has taken 10 years for the importance of some wise words, from an Australian friend of mine, to sink in -
always ask for whiskey without ice. I didn't think much of his words of wisdom until I saw this Leonardo
DeCaprio international commercial for Jim Beam in Asia. Read More
Green Day 'Broadway Idiot' Trailer surfaces: Sheds
Light Punk Rock Band's Odd Project! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 18, 2013
If you, like me, were tilting your head in confusion when first hearing about Green Day's venture into the
world of Broadway you're not alone. Even the band was wondering what was going on. Read More
Former Disturbed Frontman Announces Release Date
Of New Project! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 12, 2013
It was the summer of 2011 when the announcement was made that Disturbed was going on "haitus."
Apparently 19 months can change a lot of things including the band Draiman fronts. Read More
N. Korean Anti-U.S. Propaganda Steals From Call of
Duty, Uses 'We Are The World' As Soundtrack!
[VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 11, 2013
It doesn't take Team America to showcase the insanity that is the North Korean government. They do a
Jack White Puts Music On X-Rays! [AUDIO]
By: Mick Feb.8, 2013
Nothing says love like gifting the gift of punk music, Jack White style. Just in time for Valentine's Day
Recycling Gone Wrong: Erotic Cake Pans!
By Mick Feb. 7, 2013
Save the planet! Recycle! But, god forbid think twice before you decide to reuse erotic products as
something others will see, if not use. Read More
New Treatment For Those Suffering From HIPSTER!
[VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 7, 2013
It is with soul searching that I put a question to you, my faithful Short Bus riders. Am I, unknowingly, a
hipster? I have a beard, wear kick ass hats and v-neck t-shirts at times (just not man cleavage showing
deep v's), and I drink PBR every now and then. Read More
The Bluegrass Stylings of Snoop & Dre! [AUDIO]
I am always on the look out for new sounds in music. Sometimes a new sound is just an old sound
Man Cites Wanting "Horse-man Baby" As Excuse For
Bestiality!
By: Mick Feb. 5, 2013
I have to say this is the first case I've ever seen where a man was arrested for his deep desire to be the
The Commercial That Rendered All Others Moot!
[VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 4, 2013
Around this time, every year, people gather around the T.V. to watch the Super Bowl. Some for the game,
but most for the commecials. There was one that blew me away and rendered all the others inrrelevant
Al Pacino Wigs Out As Phil Spector! [PHOTO]
By: Mick Feb. 1,0213
Some actors long for the role of a lifetime - a role moviegoers will always remember and admire. Al Pacino
Welcome To The Jungle...Book! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Feb. 1, 2013
This video has brought more enjoyment to me than anything Guns N Roses has released in the past 20
years. Kudos to the genius who created this...Read More
Videobomber Gets Owned By News Reporter! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 31, 2013
It's definitely a good day when a##$$les get their due. That's exactly what happened to this drunk chick
who decided to interrupt a news reporter in New Orleans. Read More
Volkswagen Called Racist For Super Bowl
Commercial! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 30, 2013
Society is either overly sensitive or Volkswagon crossed a line. The intertube-net-webs are a buzz with
calls of racism against VW for a Super Bowl ad they previewed online this past week. Read More
Big Wave Surfer Has Big Wave Balls! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 30,2013
Anyone who surfs will recognize the name Garrett McNamara - a big wave surfer from Hawaii. In 2011 he
set the world record for riding a 78-foot wave off the coast of Portugal. Well, he did it again. Read More
Hulk Hogan's Inappropriateness With Brooke
Continues, Brother!
By: Mick Jan. 29,2013
At what point does a person realize the level of dysfunction they are displaying? For Hulk Hogan that point
Cops Bust 71-Year-Old Prostitute, She Doesn't Look
That Bad!
When I think of prostitutes that stay in the game for too long I think of washed up, ugly women. It's a
hard life that takes its toll and women quickly. However, that's not the case for a Connecticut women
I Found Out I Don't Like Short & Curly Fries!
By: Mick Jan. 28, 2013
Over the weekend I swung through the drive-thru of fast food joint to grab some quick grub. Being as I try
not to eat too much fast food I only do this every once in a while. Needless to say I don't think I'll be
doing this anymore after an unexpected and disgusting surprise. Read More
Lance Armstrong Sings Radiohead! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 28, 2013
This is what happens when you combine Lance Armstrong's Oprah confession with Radiohead's song Creep.
Katy Perry and Paula Deen Look Way More Alike Than
You Think!
By: Mick Jan. 25, 2013
I couldn't help but share this photoshopped pic of Katy Perry's face on a picture of Paula Deen. Read More
The Superman Trifecta That Never Was: Nick Cage,
Tim Burton, & Kevin Smith! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 25, 2013
starring Nicholas Cage. For some reason this never came to fruition, and sadly so. I know it sounds like a
glorious train wreck for a superhero franchise. Read More
Just Another Off-The-Cuff Song From Your Short Bus
Driver! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 24, 2013
Anyong who knows me knows that I love to make up songs on the spot. Recently, I had Matt John and
delicious beer. Being as I love beer too I couldn't help but sing about it. Read More
Nerd PSA Responds To Hipster's Claim Of 'Nerd' Title!
[VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 23, 2013
everything you want in nerdom: uncomfortable banter, poor choice of attire, mouth
The Inauguration was more like a disfunctional family
reunion!
By: Mick Jan. 22, 2013
Every four years we have to opportunity to watch the Presidential Inauguration. Most people, myself
included, usually don't watch. However, this year it was one worth watching. Not for the inauguration
itself, but for everything that came with it. It wasn't so much a regal, presidential affair as it was a
dysfunctional soap opera/reality show when viewed in total. Read More
Pro Wrestler's Should Not Sing! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 18, 2013
There has never been a time when I asked myself, "What don't more professional wrestlers have music
careers?" The latest is Zach Ryder and his less than amazing display of both poor singing and writing.
What women wouldn't fall for a man with bad chops singing the line, "You say you moved on and found a
new broski / but i don't want you back, girl, because you are a hoeski."? Read More
Woman's Water Break Dancing At Bar Leads To Brawl
And Shooting!
By: Mick Jan. 17, 2013
Missouri. She was dancing. That's not a problem at all, especially if she was hot and had some sexy
moves. However, I don't think that's the case being as she was pregnant. Read More
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Bad Lip Reading Helps To Understand What NFL
Players/Coaches Are Saying! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 16, 2013
I've often wondered what NFL players were saying on the field and the sidelines outside of designated
player and coach audio. That's where Bad Lip Reading comes in with their latest viral hit. Read More
Woman Gets National Audience To Show Her Johnny Cash
Ingnorance! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 15, 2013
All these years I though Johnny Cash was a whiskey drinker. Leave it to Wheel Of Fortune to tell me I'm
#2 Song On The Poop Charts! [VIDEO]
By: Mick Jan. 10, 2013
junior high school crush destroyed by a friend that told me to imagine the girl dropping a duece. I'll never
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