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Washington Post

1 month ago

Mom calls into CSPAN to berate her arguing pundit sons

Moms rule, Vol. 134, starring bickering siblings Brad and Dallas Woodhouse and their mother, Joy, calling from North Carolina.


1 month ago

Cards Against Humanity Sold Actual Poop to Customers for Black Friday

The game Cards Against Humanity sold actual poop, labeled “Bulls-t,” to customers on Black Friday — details! ———- This is awesome. That’s what people get for grabbing a “deal” before they looked to see what they were buying.

The Hollywood Reporter

1 month ago

‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Details

AMC is looking to tell a completely different story with its Walking Dead companion series. ———- YESSSSSS!!!


1 month ago

Green Day + More Inducted Into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

A big congratulations to Green Day, who have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame along with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Lou Reed and others. ——— Who knew a journey that started with Dookie would end up in the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame? We all should have!


1 month ago

State to pull ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive’ campaign

State says double meaning is intentional to draw attention to dangers of overcorrecting when driving on ice. ———- Honestly, either meaning can be dangerous. Just saying.


1 month ago

Doctors’ Offices Lose Millions To Magazine Theft, Study Says

Gossip mags are most likely to escape the waiting room… ———- Maybe this is why it costs a fortune for a checkup!


1 month ago

‘Magic’ Mushroom Found in Queen Elizabeth II’s Palace Garden

“Care for a mushroom, your high ness?” Queen Elizabeth II may well decline after a television crew discovered a so-called “magic” mushroom in her palace gardens. “I won’t… ———- I KNEW the Queen listened to Pink Floyd!


1 month ago

The vending machine of the future is here, and it knows who you are

The world’s first vending machine with facial recognition technology has been unveiled, and it could refuse to vend a certain product based on a shopper’s age, medical record or dietary requirements ———– Stop trying to protect people from making themselves fat! It’s called personal accountability and if you can’t stop shoving Twinkies in your cakehole, […]

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