A mini-movie commercial for a casino directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Robert De Niro and Leonardo Dicaprio.
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Nicholas Stewart, 35, from Blackpool, Lancashire, was branded a danger to public health after police found evidence of urine and faeces in the fake bottles of alcohol he was selling to tourists. ———- I’m not sure what’s more appalling: that this guy did this, or that people couldn’t tell they were drinking pee!
A twelve-year-old boy was “overjoyed” to receive a handwritten response from the owner of the Carolina Panthers. ———- Class act from the Panthers camp. Nice work fellas.
The staff at Cape Lookout National Seashore thinks the Graveyard of the Atlantic may be giving up some of the remains it’s been holding onto. ———- I wonder if any pirate’s booty will wash ashore. Arrgggh!
No. 2 Oregon will square off against No. 4 Ohio State for the national championship on Monday night. But this isn’t like any other college football national title game from years’ past. This is the first one that will be decided through a playoff system. ———- I don’t think going from a group of people […]
There may be a very good reason why a North Carolina woman allegedly shot her husband while he was trying to surprise her Friday morning. ———- Take note: be careful with “surprises” here in the South or anywhere a majority of people are packing heat.
At least 12 people were killed in the attack on the magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris. Police named Cherif Kouachi and Said Kouachi as suspects. ———- I’m glad they caught one of them but I’m more worried about the next place they decide to make a statement.