Pretty sure we’ll never be *that* hungry. ———- Obviously it’s not REAL human flesh but it’s prepared so the meat will taste LIKE what human flesh is reported to taste like. Are you zombie enough to give it a try?
Two Portland police officers proved their willing to serve in any situation when they delivered a pizza earlier this month. ———- Very cool of these police officers to help not only the driver who was injured but the family who was hungry. Thumbs up Portland PD.
Bad, Bad Girl! Stephanie Beaudoin, ‘World’s Sexiest Crook’ Facing 114 Charges, Creates Online Frenzy
Stephanie Beaudoin has been judged – by social media users – the world’s sexiest crook. Facing 114 theft charges, her Twitter pic is all anyone can talk about. ———- First the studly murderer, now the sexy burglar. Anybody else feel a movie or reality show premise coming out of this?
A rubber fetishist takes to the streets in a ‘gimp suit’ in an attempt to challenge stereotypes and raise money. ———- This guy has found a way to let his freak flag fly AND stir the waters of social change in one swift motion. Kudos to you creepy rubber dude.
The best part of waking up is the taste of Guinness in your cup.
“If I had known you’d be this cute….I would have shaved my legs.”
An eighth grade student from Weaverville Elementary School got a detention slip for sharing his school prepared lunch Tuesday. ———- How long until kids are forced to live in individual hamster balls before they can be allowed around other people. This is just ridiculous people.
Slipknot, .5: The Gray Chapter – available October 21st on Roadrunner Records.