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Police: Hipster-hater made over 400 false 911 calls

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A resident of the hipster-centric Brooklyn neighborhood was convicted of making false 911 calls to report fights, noise from bars and even an explosion that never actually happened.

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Hipsters can be annoying, and not in an ironic way. I understand this guy’s frustration, but c’mon dude, blowing up 911 operator is going to solve the problem. All he needed to do was find a way to deplete the PBR supply and flatten some bicycle tires and they would have moved on.

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