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Man Arrested for “Passive-Aggressively” Stabbing a Watermelon

Gawker

 

A Connecticut man is accused of stabbing a watermelon with a butcher knife and leaving it in the kitchen for a woman to see, in what police describe as a “passive aggressive” swipe that landed him in custody. She was unnerved by what she perceived to be a menacing gesture directed at her and reported it to police.

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NOTE TO SELF: When hungry for watermelon following an argument, make sure it is already pre-sliced.

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