99.5 The X
It Just Rocks

No Choice Frozen Dinners (Commercial Parody)


No Choice microwave meals aren’t your standard TV dinners, they’re the meal you deserve because you’re out of shape, you work hard at a job just to throw it all away on drinking, being loud in front of respectable strangers and making sure that women will stay away from you until the day you are dead (which shouldn’t be too far off). No Choice frozen dinners rightly punish you for being the slob that you are, and for making the choices you have made to even bring you to this point in your life, if you can call what you’re doing “living”. Unless you don’t eat them, in which case good for you, thank you for being a responsible member of society who takes care of their body and doesn’t slowly commit suicide via MSG, fat and self-hatred.


Read More