American Exchange Student Pulled Out of Giant German Vagina
Any rock climber will tell you not to stiffen up if you get stuck in a crevice or other tight spot. This guy didn’t get that memo. However, in his defense, it’s hard not to stiffen up when you climb in a giant vagina. Unfortunately, he couldn’t pull out and had to be rescued.
There is a giant, marble vagina on the grounds of Germany’s Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. If you are an American exchange student and someone dares you to climb into said vagina, you should not take that dare. You will get stuck. And then someone will have to call the fire department saying that you are “stuck in a stone vulva.” That would be really embarrassing for you.