Robert Wallace is mad: He gave his heart, soul and Harry Potter DVD collection to a Houston stripper.
Now he can’t even get back the Potter films.
Wallace, a Houston-based software developer, thought he was in a “dating relationship” with exotic dancer Nomi Mims. He loaned her $2,000, a laptop and his precious collection of movies based on the J.K. Rowling books, KRIV-TV reports.
Fellas: unless you are LOADED or meet them outside the strip club, it’s a 99.9999999% certainty that ANY stripper does NOT love you. They might not even LIKE you. You know how waitresses and bartenders act like they like you too? It’s called earning tips.