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Barbie Wannabe Has Hypnotherapy To Make Her Like ‘Brainless Sex Doll’

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY WILL NOT GIVE YOU HOPE IN HUMANITY

A woman who has dedicated her life to transforming herself into Barbie is taking her obsession with becoming a doll to extreme lengths – by having hypnotherapy to make her ‘brainless’. Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

So let me get this right. This woman has spent $42,000 on plastic surgery to look like Barbie. Now see is actively trying to make herself dumber than she already is. Well, it’s easy to achieve a goal when you set the bar low. It looks like she’s succeeding in her effort saying,

Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn’t remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals. I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum’s house – the house where I grew up.

Just watch the interview (try not to stay at her massive JJ breasts) and you too will feel dumber.  Wait, does that make us Ken dolls?  Oh, God I hope not!

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